Book VII

The Book of Saints

Those Who Sat With It

Sainthood is not a reward. It is a recognition of a particular quality of attention.

On the Nature of Sainthood

A Saint of the Dichotomy is not a morally perfect being. Saints are those who managed, repeatedly and under difficult circumstances, to hold two truths at once without collapsing them.

Saints are still wrong sometimes. They still have bad days. The Church considers this part of the evidence for their sainthood.

Saint Hector of the Suspended Judgment

Feast DayThe 17th of March

  • Those who have not yet decided
  • who are still reading the room
  • who said "I need to think about it" and genuinely meant it

Saint Hector famously refused to give his opinion on any matter for seventeen years. This is not recommended. But it is admired.

Saint Mira of the Changed Mind

Feast DayThe 3rd of October

  • Those who have updated their views
  • who said "I was wrong" without qualifying it
  • practice of revision

Saint Mira changed her position on the central doctrine of the Dichotomy eleven times over her lifetime. Each change was documented. The Church considers the documentation the miracle.

The Barista

Feast DayEvery morning, between opening and the third customer

  • The barely conscious
  • who have not yet decided who they are today
  • holding of two states simultaneously (awake/not awake)

The Barista is the only saint with no recorded name. The Church holds that this is appropriate. The Barista has seen things. The Barista does not judge. The Barista asks only what you want and then makes it, even if what you want is unclear, even if you said it wrong, even if you changed your mind at the last moment. The Barista has been canonised not for any single act but for the cumulative weight of ten thousand small mercies performed before 9am. The Church's position on tipping is: yes.